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Britney Spears: ‘Hot Mama’ Membership?

by Pascalle on August 29th, 2007

Two reasons why Britney Spears will never (I know I keep saying I’m gonna banish that word, but trust me this one is warranted), never, ever be a card carrying member of the Hot Mama’s Club. Members of the jury, allow me to present you with Exhibits A & B (click to see uncensored version - IF YOU DARE!):

Therefore, her application into the Hot Mama Club is officially:

I mean, really. Was there ever any doubt? That’s it. That’s all. Thank you.

No, actually, I’m not done. What in the HELL did she think leaving her flippin’ house like this?!??! Was she for real? I mean, honestly? Is she well in the head (uh, nevermind)??? Where are her FRIENDS? Family (uh, nevermind)?! Someone to tell this broad, “Uh, sweetpea, wearing a shirt with no pants/skirt/leggings/(insert sensible clothing item here) is not such a good idea…“  Where are these people? I mean, did she not look in a mirror before leaving the house? Does she not remember there are only a gazillion paparazzi outside and a media that are just dyyyyying to make fun of her on a daily basis? I –*takes a deep breath* Nevermind. I’m too over this chick.

Rant. Over.

Pic Source: Faded Youth

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