Lactating Mommies Unite!
There’s nothing like a new mom who is working a newfound appreciation for breastmilk engorgement. Apparently, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera feel the same way. Check them out and about at separate events in L.A. this past event filled weekend.
Ah… breast engorgement… the memories…Besides being the most painful part of my post-partum experience (next to my first 2 weeks of breastfeeding), I must admit I quite liked LOVED my new cleavage. Why painful you ask? Well, once engorgement set in (promptly on post-partun Day 3 like allllllll the books warned), for me, it felt like I had gotten breast implants overnight with a crappy surgeon who used a rusty switchblade–but that’s besides the point.
Once I got over the pain, however, I flauted my new ‘gifts’ and enjoyed them fully as I was always a small chested gal. Yes ma’am. I wore tank tops and blouses that, *clearing throat* showed my enhanced McTatas action. Loved it.! Then, um, they went away a few months later. Now I’m tramatized that I have deflated flat balloons but I sooo digress. We’ll discuss that another day. *Le sighhhhh*
That said, I raise my fist up high to salute all my new and lactating mommies–unite! And WORK those low cut gowns while you got the cleavage, honey!
(All pictures courtesy of DListed)
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2 opinions for Lactating Mommies Unite!
Noel
Feb 11, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Aaah the engorgement. Like jagged boulders strapped to my chest. Now that I have FINALLY weaned the bug I miss my jugs. Is it selfish to want to have another baby for the boobs? Nicole and Xtina need to flaunt it while it lasts.
Pascalle
Feb 13, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Thats right!! Cuz those boobs do NOT last (well in Xtina’s case…um… well..no comment–tee hee!) But yeah I soooo miss my boobage. The joys of breastfeeding, huh? Le. Sigh.
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