Victoria Beckham: Neon Yellow Dress = Hot @$$ Mess

For the most part, Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham hits the fashion nail on the head. She is on my Hot Mama list , believe it or not. But this? What is foolishness is this?!?
This calls for an “Oh, HAYLE to the NAW!” situation if you ask me. Not ‘hell to the no’ but “HAYLE to the NAW!” Gotta put the emphasis on the HAYLE. Ya dig?
I can’t even get past the color of the dress to notice anything else about it. What the hell happened here? And to make matters worse, she has sandals to match. Good Lord!
Did one of her boys go crazy with a highlighter pen on her dress or something? (Trust, I know how rambunctious these little boys can be–I have one, and he ain’t even 2 yet!)

No no Vicky sweetie… I’m not feeling this one. At ALL.
(Celeb pic courtesy of JustJared)
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5 opinions for Victoria Beckham: Neon Yellow Dress = Hot @$$ Mess
Dexie
Jan 8, 2008 at 10:37 am
Like I said in my She Knows Best post(talking about David’s suit), she needed that neon dress for the attention since she’s married to a hottie..LOL. PS, I love her too… hehe.
Pascalle
Jan 10, 2008 at 12:32 am
Meh. There HAS to be other ways to get attention…I mean like her concrete mctatas don’t do the job already?!? I mean, REALLY! *WINK*
Bridget
Jan 10, 2008 at 9:57 am
You are too funny! I think the dress is kind of cute…in an Easterly sort of way.
doreen
Jan 11, 2008 at 12:19 pm
If only the dress weren’t neon yellow, it’d be fine, right? And no jewelry either? I guess the dress and the stacked boobies were meant to say it all. ‘Nuff said.
Ms.Jones
Jul 12, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I think she looks great.
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